mallayaa:

I connect to this on a spiritual level

route117:

"Eeveelutions are pretty cool" giveaway

Hello, I remade and I think it’s time for a new rad giveaway o/ Thank you for the many people who have already followed me too!

You will win:

  • A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
  • Any eeveelution keychain of your choice
  • Any eeveelution plush of your choice under $40

Rules:

  •         Must be following me. I’m strictly Pokemon-only.
  •         Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmarking only
  •         No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, meaning they don’t count
  •         You must give out your address so I can ship it to you, but that’s only after you win!
  •         If you’re under 16 make sure you have your parents consent I don’t wanna get in trouble.
  •         This is international, I pay for shipping.
  •         Winners will be chosen by a random generator
  •         If you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.

    It ends September 15th. Good luck.

REBLOG | Posted 2 hours ago With 3,644 notes + Ori. Via

twocentslice:

I could watch you forever, Gordon Ramsay

forever

REBLOG | Posted 2 hours ago With 1,127 notes + Ori. Via

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

mikalopsia:

egotistsandsatanists:

coolscar:

How baby deer sits down. when it first did this i thought it was doin something weird but no they just sit down weird

nailed it

I want to pet a deer. :c

REBLOG | Posted 3 hours ago With 29,201 notes + Ori. Via
tags: #animals

squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

REBLOG | Posted 3 hours ago With 6,901 notes + Ori. Via

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

» JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

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I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

REBLOG | Posted 4 hours ago With 307,694 notes + Ori. Via
tags: #disney

1innea:

me and bae

REBLOG | Posted 4 hours ago With 18,136 notes + Ori. Via
tags: #animals

staff:

rustandlead:

fearlesslarry:

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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I end up with 10+ tabs all the time

i end up with so many that they don’t even say tumblr they are just little squares.

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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Plays:
1,427,359 plays

regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Send this to your crush with no context.